Author: The Tipsy Sassenach

A product of 1974 Mancunia, Mark travelled around Europe and America before returning – hungry and thirsty.

A frequenter of Glasgow's many restaurants, bars and taverns, Mark can also often be found at home dabbling with homemade cocktails.

There are rumours that these drinks may have caused random bouts of narcolepsy and memory loss, but to date, there have been no recorded fatalities.